George dreammed he was the king of the free world, defending his country against commies and orientals.
Making the world safe for texans and perhaps oklahomans.
Fighting the evil left wingers and liberals he could not lose
With his faithful servant Dick, Holder of the royal nuts.
Bill Gamgee is a common citizen who yearns for freedom from taxation.
The evil Smeegol Democrat hungers for the Oval crown.
The Smeegol Democrat wishes to raise the bar.
George fights the black knights of terror where ever he finds them.