King George surveys his vast army of charriots too expensive to take to battle.
King George walks through his vast hanging gardens.
King George stands in his room and wonders where all his furniture has gone.
King George chats with other members of his 12 step program.
Meanwhile the evil smeegol democrat roams the halls of congress shouting about "raising the bar".
The Smeegol democrat takes to the streets to try and rouse the townsfolk to riot.
On the smoky venice battlefield King George engages the Smeegol democrat.
as Smeegol cries "my press-shoes oval, smeegol must have the oval" and makes a grab for King Georges oval crown.
King George stops to smell the pansys in the royal pansy garden.
Then its off to defend the living tree of democracy against the black knight from the desert kingdom of Arack.
When the tree is safe, King George sets off on a quest for con with his faithful vice-king, Dick, holder of the royal nuts.
Part 2