The Return of the King (George)
George met with the other kings and asked advice about the possibility of defeat at the hands of the Democrat Smeegol. The french king suggested using his new stun gun that stuns people into moral inactivity.
King George decides to seek the wisdom of Bill - Guardian of the Gates. Bill, or Tim as he is known to some, gives George the Fire of conviction and a stethoscope to hear the heartbeat of America - Chevrolet.
King George wants more, and in a desperate ploy, trades a duck and Velma from Scooby Doo - for 'THE BAR' - Bill/Tim says 'be sure to raise it higher than anyone else and ye shall remain King for another time'
King George raises the 'BAR' far above the Smeegol Democrat by chanting 'WMD'
Suddenly a conservative Democrat raises the bar above King George by mentioning 'ethics'. And the Smeegol swipes the oval as George is distracted.
The conservative democrat, who is now King, stares into the fire of conviction and is hypnotized into 4 years of inactivity. The smeegol tries to get him to use the 'Bludgeon of Blame' and George begs for the nightmare to stop.