King George showed the American public he was able to bend over backwards for the voters in certain states
Not to be outdone, John Kerry demonstrated how dedicated to social change he really was by shackling himself to a rubber chicken.
King George counters this offensive by dancing and singing 'I'm a little tea pot, short and stout' for some of the undecided voters in a fancy hat, just to show how wide his... appeal is, yeah thats why he did it.
Again Kerry shows he is a bigger man by adding a GIJoe and a floaty with a cute dino head to his bag of tricks.
And Rumsfeld takes over where Chenney left off...
It Continues